It's really funny, but if you don't wanna risk it.. Post your answers later!

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days?
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have a southern exposure. A bear walks by. What color is the bear?
11. If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a woodburning stove, which would you light first?
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
16. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 foot 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
20. What was the President's name in 1950?

I know some are stupid, but it's fun all the same.

YOUR BOY SIDE:

[X] you love hoodies
[X] You love jeans
[X] dogs are better then cats (better? dunno, but i love dogs)
[ ] it’s hilarious when people get hurt
[X] you've played with/against boys on a team
[X] shopping is torture
[ ] sad movies suck
[ ] you own an XBOX -regular and 360-
[ ] you own/owned a Wii
[X] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[X] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter (still do)
[X] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega
[X] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (evil past)
[ ] you watch sports on TV
[X] gory movies are cool (oh YES)
[X] you go to your dad for advice (who else?)
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats
[ ] you used to/do collect football collector cards
[X] baggy sweatpants are cool to wear all the way
[X] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[X] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[ ] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] sports are fun
[X] you talk with food in your mouth (sorry)
[X] you sleep at night with your socks on sometimes (is it manly?)
[X] you have fished at least once


TOTAL= 17


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YOUR GIRL SIDE:


[ ] you love to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink (NO F*ING WAY)
[ ] you go to your mom for advice
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport (Pfffff sorry)
[ ] you hate wearing the color black
[ ] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] you like wearing jewelry
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook (what?)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[X] loved lord of the rings (WHAT?)
[X] You are/were in gymnastics (was, pretty liked it)
[ ] it takes you around one hour to shower
[X] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] you care about what you look like
[ ] you like wearing dresses when you can
[ ] you like wearing body spray/perfume
[ ] you wear high heel shoes
[X] You used to play with dolls as a kid (c'mon)
[ ] you like putting makeup on others
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything
[ ] pink is one of your favorite colors


TOTAL= 4

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There's something really, but REALLY, strange with this. I mean, STRANGE.
C'mon people, do it yourselves and tell me there's something wrong with this.
...
Please

I had watched this long ago - daddy showed me when I didn't even know what (the heck) Star Trek was - and now it looks like a gem to me. It's the first time (no pun intended) for William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy to share a stage, in 1991, Sacramento. Really, really funny, and I wanted to share with you, because it's a good laugh even if you don't like Star Trek.
It's on YouTube (it seems imposible to post the exact link) and it's called 'William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy Together on Stage'. They tell lot's of things you've only heard from friends, like that one about DeForest Kelley's dog, or about Shatner stealing Nimoy's bicycle (lots of times).
If you have time to watch, then it will be a good time The video is pretty long, and it's broken into six parts (!) but you won't get bored, I promise.
Have fun!

[link]

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I jumped in the river and what did I see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me
A moon full of stars and astral cars
All the things I used to see
All my lovers were there with me
All my past and futures
And we all went to heaven in a little row boat
There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt

I jumped into the river
Black-eyed angels swam with me
A moon full of stars and astral cars
And all the things I used to see
All my lovers were there with me
All my past and futures
And we all went to heaven in a little row boat
There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt

There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt
There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt

I haven't seen the new movie yet, if that's what you're wondering about. I love the 60's show, and I get sad whenever I hear something like OMG TIS SYLAR GUY HE'S SO HOT DA BEST SPOCK EVAAAAR (or something on that line); you know, years ago Gene Roddenberry, Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner did something so great and so different from everything else (for their time) that I feel bad people tend to forget it so easily, changing their hearts everytime a new blockbuster comes to town.

That's all, pals, enough talk. Live long and prosper