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Fool's Test

Fri Nov 13, 2009, 3:28 PM
It's really funny, but if you don't wanna risk it.. Post your answers later!

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days?
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have a southern exposure. A bear walks by. What color is the bear?
11. If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a woodburning stove, which would you light first?
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
16. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 foot 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
20. What was the President's name in 1950?

I know some are stupid, but it's fun all the same.

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: johnny cash
  • Reading: fernando pessoa's poems
  • Watching: r.e.c.
  • Playing: mario bros

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: local library.
  • Interests: music, movies, good plots and chocolate.
  • Favourite movie: tdk, watchmen, st-tos (i know it is no movie).
  • Favourite band or musician: YANN TIERSEN
  • Favourite artist: Leonard Nimoy (u think he's not??).
  • MP3 player of choice: ain't got any choice.
  • Skin of choice: mine?
  • Favourite game: da sims 3.
  • Favourite cartoon character: pink panther.
  • Personal Quote: 'behold my amazing background skills, ye mortals, and despair!'
  • Tools of the Trade: my raccoon hands.

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Comments


:iconlolitaxlolita:
thanks for the fave! :dummy:

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:bulletpurple: Your MOM is illogical :bulletpurple:
:iconwomaneko:
Your fav is welcomed. ^^
Thx ! ;)

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I have a tribble and I'm not afraid to use it ! DX<

) : my bad English = mon bon français : )
:iconsuburbanangst:
My fellow "Deathwatch" fanatic, thank you so much for faving my pic. We've gotta spread the word! The whole world should see this movie. LOL

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Nothing wrong with doing something strictly for the joy of it - don't have to reinvent the wheel. Just here to have fun. Like my feedback? Put me on your dAwatch & let's make it a 2-way street.
:iconwolfkardia:
OH YES! Let's spread it and make the world a happier place to live! LOL
Also, build a time-machine or whatever and get Nimoy back in his thirties, for God's (our own) sake.
:iconsuburbanangst:
Good lord, make it so!

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Nothing wrong with doing something strictly for the joy of it - don't have to reinvent the wheel. Just here to have fun. Like my feedback? Put me on your dAwatch & let's make it a 2-way street.
:iconnyanko-jess:
tia fer vc sabe se tem aula amanha na ETECAP?

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Come with me...I'll show you some CANDIES.
:iconmariocau:
Moça, seu trabalho é mto bom!
Continue assim!!

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:iconwolfkardia:
Muito obrigada! Também gostei muito da sua galeria :nod: principalmente os desenhos relacionados ao Sandman!
:iconpopopoi:
fernanda, má bétch XD, posta aquele desenho de "nyanko-jess+spock bondage"

e logo adicionarei meus rabiscos ao meu deviant...
:iconwolfkardia:
hahahahHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHA
you're my bitch, and you can't avoid that
and i can't post that 'cause jess stole my drawing
and you better start posting awesome art or else :iconufufuplz:
:iconfanficpaper:
Hey, thanks for the fave!

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Polarillas are up to some serious shitfuckery these days, Jim.

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